Can!t make ıt up

CAN!T MAKE IT UPMy wife and I have not had much of a ax life for years and then just over two months ago she fell on our stairs breaking a bone in her right leg just below the knee and banging her head so badly she looked like a mugging victim. And as she couldn,tbwalk In crutches she,d been confined to a hospital nearly all that time. One evening as a bit of a change I stopped in my local public house for a drink,or two expecting maybe to meet a few friends there, but no probs me I knew was there so I sat in a booth watching live football while nursing a bourbon and coke. Suddenly I noticed a single female enter, a pretty blonde on her own dressed in a suede jacket over a white blouse and jeans that looked like they were painted on her shapely legs, hips and thighs. She approached me ?looks like you could use some company?? Surprised somewhat Inrealised her blue eyes were on me, an infectious smile on her young appearing face. ?Suppose I could at that Luv.?;I offerred her the seat. ?What are you drinking then.? ?G