The Neighborhood MILF: Erica Lauren

The Neighborhood MILF: Erica LaurenWe have our share of characters on our block, with lesbians, swingers, cougars, studs and horny old men. But the biggest sexpot of all has to be Erica, the 60-year-old blonde lady that lives on the other end of the street. She?s a retired sexual ther****t and I think she was more than hands on in her work the past forty years. Her husband died years ago when we first moved in here, and she?s had plenty of suitors ever since. It seems like all the single males in Dubuque over the age of thirty have been with her at one time or another. She?s a very nice lady, but she also has a reputation as a black widow with two gentlemen dying my of heart attacks in her bed, and that doesn?t include her first husband.I was talking with her at the grocery store last week, and when I asked how her love life was, she confided that she was more concerned with playing matchmaker, trying to get her two neighbors Dee and Justin together. Dee lives in the yellow corner house on the other side of her. She?s a short-haired blonde, about 35 years old who works at the local bank. I?ve only talked to her a few times, but she seems very nice. I?m not aware that she has a boyfriend, but Erica assured me that she does not.Justin is a math teacher at the local high school. He?s a tall clean cut guy that can?t be more than twenty-five years old. He lives just on this side of Erica, and to be honest, I don?t ever think I?ve heard him say one word. If I see him mowing his yard or somewhere around town, all he does is smile and wave. Not much for conversation.Erica said she?s tried to set them up but they?re both a little too shy to go through with it. She said she?s invited each of them over for dinner, and they?re alright with that, but if she ever brings up the idea of them getting together, they both just politely decline without giving much of a reason. When I suggested that she should invite each of them over for dinner, without telling them that the other one is coming, she said she thought of that, but it seemed dishonest. I told her it would be just be a harmless dinner, and could end up being the spark they need to get their fire going. Erica agreed, thanking me for the advice and we went on our way.Later that week Erica did indeed have both Justin and Dee over, and they might have been a little taken back by the contrived dinner party, but the two shy neighbors were gracious guests nonetheless.Dee looked stunning in her flowered sundress, that showed off her busty figure. Justin would be a fool not to be interested in her. He was quite a catch too, staying in great shape as a coach for the track team. Erica offered some wine before dinner, but they each politely declined. The cheery host poured herself a glass, which was probably her third or fourth of the day, as she was kind of nervous about the matchmaking dinner date. The young couple was sitting together on the couch in an awkward silence while Erica was in the kitchen preparing the meal. ?I hope you two like spaghetti? she called from the other room while the shy guests tried to make small talk.She told them dinner was served and had two places set kitty corner to each other at the small kitchen table. Erica had a small dish of the entree ready, and took one sip of wine before grabbing some oven mitts and delivering it to the table. The tipsy woman tripped on the rug and spilled the bowl, falling to the floor, getting marinara sauce all over Dee?s dress and arm, and a bunch of it on her own red top. The embarassed host quickly got to her feet, spilling what was left all over her blue jeans. Justin sprang to his feet, making sure the older woman was okay, while Dee sat there with her hands in the air, helplessly looking at the mess in her lap. While led trying to help the two women get cleaned up, Justin seemed to end up with most of the spaghetti sauce on himself. The young gentleman quickly removed his shirt and tried to help wipe te red sauce off of his date?s messy dress. Erica took off her top too, grabbing a towel and helping get Dee cleaned up. The embarrassed host stood by in her white bra and stained blue jeans, while Dee seemed to shrug off the accident, somewhat enjoying the attention her bare chested man was giving her. She tried cheer Erica up by making light of the situation, pointing out that the half-dressed hostess still had some sauce on her jeans, and she should probably take them off too.Erica smiled and did as sh was told, standing there in the kitchen in her bra and panties. She suggested Dee take off her dress too and she?d go grab some clean clothes. Dee boldly pulled the sundress over her head and off, getting even more sauce in her hair. Justin quietly stood there with the two women in their underwear, aroused at the sudden turn of events. The embarrassing mess caused the three of them to break out laughing and Erica suggested they all head to the shower. She led them to the bathroom where she had a big walk-in shower. She sensed the nervousness of the younger couple, and took the lead by getting naked, tossing her bra and panties to the side.Dee was next, peeling off her panties and kicking them aside, shocking the others by putting her shaved pussy on display. Her bra came off too as she unleashed her huge round melons. Justin joined the women taking off his pants, giving the ladies a glimpse of his nice cock that was almost standing at attention, as the shy teacher was obviously turned on.Erica grabbed some body wash pouring it into their hands with a smile, stating that there was one rule when taking a group shower. ?You can bathe anyone but yourself?The three neighbors were having the perfect way of getting to know each other as they got into scrubbing each other down. Erica?s matchmaking tendencies were still in effect as she pushed the two lovebirds together, forcing them to caress and clean each other. Justin had a huge erection and the sex ther****t took Dee?s hand and guided it to their shy male friend, leading her to give him a nice soapy hand job.Erica poured herself another handful of soap, and focused on Justin?s nice firm butt. She rubbed it in, lathering up before sliding in to his crack and cleaning his asshole with her sudsy probing finger. Justin shuddered and let out a little yelp at the surprising anal intrusion. He winced as he felt himself ready to explode from the sensual shower. The young man tensed up and erupted, shooting several white globs on Dee?s flat belly, much to the short-haired babe?s delight. The big-titted blonde followed up by getting on her knees and going down on Justin polishing his thick red knob. The young stud had another orgasm, tilting his head back and spurting once more, directly into Dee?s mouth, where she swallowed every drop, licking her lips and flashing a huge smile.Erica was satisfied that her matchmaking duties were over, albeit from less than ideal circumstances. She gathered the two young lovers for a group hug, before grabbing some towels. ?Let?s go order some pizza!?