For thousands of years, men have tried to understa

For thousands of years, men have tried to understaAIM: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's just the way the game's played. Here's a guide to the points system: SIMPLE DUTIES You make the bed ............................... 1 You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets.....-1 You leave the toilet seat up....................-5 You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty... 0 When the toilet paper has run out, you resort to Kleenex...-1 You go out to buy her extra-light pantie liners with wings... 5 in the snow..................................... 8 but return with beer............................-5 and no liners..................................-25 You check out a suspicious noise at night.........0 You check out a suspicious noise and it is nothing... 0 You check out a suspicious noise hiltonbet giriş and it is something... 5 You smash it with a cricket bat................... 10 It's her cat...................................-40 AT THE PARTY You stay by her side the entire evening........... 0 You stay by her side for a bit, then go and chat with a mate from the pub...-2 Called Tiffany......................-4 Who is a lap dancer................-10 With breast implants...............-18 HER BIRTHDAY You remember her birthday............................... 0 You buy a card and flowers.............................. 0 You take her out to dinner.............................. 0 You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar.... 1 Ok, it is a sports bar................................-2 And it's all-you-can-eat night.........................-3 It's a sports bar, its all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colours of your favourite hiltonbet yeni giriş team...-10 A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS Go with a mate....................................... 0 The mate is happily married.......................... 1 The mate is single...................................-7 He drives a Ferrari.................................-10 With a personalised license plate (GR8 NBED)........-15 A NIGHT OUT WITH HER You take her to a see a film.......................... 2 You take her to a see a film she likes................ 4 You take her to a see a film you hate................. 6 You take her to a see a film you like.................-2 It's called Death Cop III.............................-3 Featuring Cyborgs that eat humans.....................-9 You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans...-15 YOUR PHYSIQUE You develop a noticeable pot belly...................-15 You develop a noticeable pot belly hiltonbet güvenilirmi