Patton Oswalt 1,

Patton Oswalt 1,So I and my new beautiful Emily, are in the midst of a long flight, from LaGuardia to LAX, and we begin to have the most free spirited, enthusiastic, freakitty- fRESH- Freak nasty ass conversation. Emily ",Babe, I gotta come clean,,, ayyy~ further about my ,,, sexual turn on.... Prepare yourself, bc shit is about to get real......:-/" I "O.k. babe,,, lay it on, me, I know that whatever it is, it couldn't be too deranged or gross£~£~~,,, right?,,,," Emily ",,,,,,,,,ok., Babe check it out. I often or maybe sometimes, wish and or imagine short, stalky, mostly chubby middle aged white men sucking your big black long Juicy Dark dick,,, ,, ,, ,, like me, or my sister Krystal M.B. Willis, or even Granny Taylor. I mean straight Goafer Duck Mobbin', on you.......Sometimes,,,,£~~I imagine us both as a couple taking advantage of a stubby, adorable, short white man, babe,,, am I disgusting.?" I "Oh my Fuggin' GAWd, I,,,,,,, often or maybe sometimes have to fight off Chubby white and Asian middle aged homosexual an Bi-sexual men off me, it's like I can hear there inner Hungry hungry Stalker ish Hippo need to crave my lips, my eyebrows, my eyelashes, my muscles, my Tattoos, my SUPERMAN Titties, and most importantly my big black long Dick..." Emily "Oh My God,,, that is the exact, type of hardcore Giggitty Gay interracial Oral Dirty shit, I push deep down inside, and try,, I mean I really try, not, to, think about it,,,, buhhhhh..." I ".... Seriously baby, it's like,,, I also, feel that these certain types of White men, fluidly Goafer Duck Shlurk work that meat HANGRILi and Scarfer-ishly. I don't know, maybe think about Certain Chubs like John Cena, James Corden, or Patton Oswalt..." Emily "!!!Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!,,, , No babe, no you Fuggin' did~Not, say, his name...." I "What??" Emily "Dad, that is exactly,,, who I,. Had~in mind.... checgit'Out. So we should be arriving to the airport at 4:24pm, and I can make some calls, but I can ,, most likely set us up. With a meet and greet at Khloe's and you could finally pitch, your movie idea to him."I "Mami, I know, I know, I know-i know... Set that ish up. Ayo, but keep it Castaway, I don't want to come off like some hetero, big black nigga and his dirty~``nERDY White Wife, trying to live out there, filthy Threesome Man and Wife doggy hoGGy Twiggy Twork workin' That~Chubby White~Last Superboyish mouth........... An, possibly Arse....:-(~)" Emily "...okokokok, ok stay coo' let me call his manager Megan Mullaly, Khlo an Kris, to set the Beverly hills Mansion, for the pitch meeting. So it took us precisely another 4hours to get to L.A., and when we arrived we had to, cancel the pitch at Khloe's bc Kris had a bitch fit and demanded we have the pitch meeting at her Beverly hills Mansion, no butts! It took 2 hours to set up snacks, refreshments, and to get You Patton the only man, I find remotely worthy or attractive to be shmothered with flawless buck wild- Freak Deaky nasty ass~ interracial Sex ish. 8:56pm sharp, you Patton arrived, and we're greeted by my GLORiOUS Wife Emily... Emily "Hello, Mr. Oswalt, such a joy and absolute privilege to finally meet you, and talk to you about an incredible, film opportunity with my Husband's directorial debut John E. Willis aka Al B. Sure/JohnVeNOM/Ginuwine CEO of BFO Recordings LLC.