Fuck It, Let's Have Sex

***All characters are over 18 and are fictional. Any resemblance to any real-life persons or situations is purely coincidental.
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"Fuck it, let's have sex," said Nora.
It took Steve a couple of seconds to realize what he had just heard.
"What was that?" he asked.
"Let's have sex."
Steve just looked at Nora, contemplating what was happing right now. One moment they were just relaxing in front of the TV, watching a movie while eating pizza and drinking beer, the next moment she abruptly suggests they just have sex. It's not that he didn't want to have sex with her, it's just that no woman, especially a female friend, has ever randomly suggested this to him. It was such an unusual and random situation. He had no idea how to react.
ONE DAY EARLIER
Steve was tired of feeling depressed. Brooke, his longtime girlfriend of over a year, broke up with him a few weeks ago, and he had spent that time feeling sorry for himself. He tried to show a brave face to his friends, to show that he was alright. But when they weren't looking, his smile disappeared and he wanted to just stay at home on the couch doing absolutely nothing. He couldn't even bring himself to smoke weed.
His mood had improved in the last few days. He was still upset about the breakup, but was finally getting out of the house. He went to the gym for the first time in weeks, and he felt better after finally getting some exercise. But he still felt compelled to do something to help himself get over Brooke and move on with his life.
Then he got the best advice he had gotten in a while from one of his closest friends, Nora. He was having coffee and a pastry for breakfast with her at a local café. They sometimes met there before they both had to go to work. She worked as a paralegal for a law firm, while Steve worked in human resources for a software company.
She was asking how he had been doing since his breakup, and he let her know that he had been doing much better but still needed to do something to pick himself up. That's when she said the two words that got him very excited.
"Guys night," she blurted out.
"What was that?" he asked.
"You need a guy's night out," she said. "Just a bunch of dudes drinking and having fun being themselves without any women around. My girlfriends did that for me two weeks ago when things ended badly with Trent. Remember?
Steve remembered. She was with Trent, an alpha male firefighter, for about a little longer than he was with Brooke. He was a major asshole, but he was also super handsome and muscular, and being a firefighter was an attractive job for some women. Things ended between them when Nora was trying to get more of a commitment from him and he couldn't do it.
When they finally broke it off, Nora was very upset by it all, much like how Steve was when things ended between him and Brooke. Her friends took her out for a girl's night out, where she partied all night and got wasted.
"Afterwards, I felt much better because I had had so much fun the night before," she continued. "I mean, after the hangover went away, of course."
Steve remembered how relaxed and happy she was after that girl's night, and realized she was right.
"That's brilliant. I can't believe I haven't thought of that," he said, enthusiastically. "I haven't been out with just the guys in a long time. It would be fun to go out with them to just let loose."
"Exactly. By the end of the night, you would have completely forgotten about some dumb trashy bitch with bleach blonde hair."
Steve laughed a little when he saw how much she enjoyed saying that about his ex-girlfriend.
"I always knew you hated her," he said.
"Yes, and now I can freely talk shit about her in front of you without feeling guilty about it."
"If I text the guys now, I can probably get the guys to go out with me to a sports bar tonight," said Steve.
He was really going to suggest that they go to a strip club with him, but he wasn't going to say that to one of his female friends. Nora has always been cool, and she's not naïve enough to think he doesn't go to those places, but it still didn't feel right to admit it out loud.
"Make it tomorrow night," Nora suggested. "Your friends have girlfriends that I'm also friends with, and I know they have date night plans with them tonight. Tomorrow night gives them extra time to be ready and available."
Steve smiled at her. "See, this is why every guy needs one good female friend. They know things like this that could help us out."
"We are the best," she said smugly.
They finished their breakfast and went their separate ways. As Nora walked away, Steve couldn't help but check her out. She was his age, a couple of inches shorter than him when she wasn't wearing heels. Long black hair, amazing blue eyes, and a body any man would die to get their hands on. He could tell she had a good size C-cups and a nice ass. He felt mildly guilty for checking out one of his closest female friends like that, but he hadn't been with a woman in a while, so she was looking almanbahis very appealing to him right now.
He had asked her out in the past; of course, he had. He told his friends he had asked out only a few times in the last ten years since they first met in high school. The truth was, he asked her out about six times. That was an embarrassingly high number to admit too; it was especially embarrassing when she kept turning him down, making the same general excuses, mostly about not wanting to ruin their friendship.
He hadn't asked her out in more than five years at this point. He was grown up enough to learn his lesson and not continue being shot down. He was still alright with it though; it wasn't like he was in love with her or had any strong feelings like that. But she turned out to be a great friend, so he was happy with that.
Over the next several hours, he texted his friends about a guy's night out tomorrow night at a strip club, and they were all excited by the idea. They had girlfriends who would never be cool with them going to those places, so they all agreed their alibi would be that they were going to a local sports bar they enjoyed.
A few of them were worried that their girlfriends wouldn't like the idea of them going out all night getting hammered. But Steve gave them the idea of using his breakup as a reason for going out. He told them to say that he was very depressed and that they wanted to take him out for a guy's night to make him feel better. They all thought it was a genius idea. Sure, it would make Steve look pathetic in their girlfriends' eyes, but it was worth it to hang out with friends at the strip club.
SIX HOURS EARLIER
"Assholes!" Steve cried out, alone in his own apartment.
One by one, each of his friends had to cancel their plans with him. Apparently, they all claimed that they had forgotten that they had prior commitments with their girlfriends that they couldn't get out of.
This was surprising because since yesterday, they've all been texting back and forth about tonight. They were sharing jokes and memes, even sending out breast emoticons as if they were in high school. They texted about the naked women they'd be seeing and how many lap dances they'd be getting, and asked about how much they should bring from the ATM beforehand.
His friends were getting him very excited for tonight with all that talk. Then they crushed his spirits when they all suddenly had to suddenly cancel.
Steve suspected their girlfriends got wind of their plans to go to a strip club tonight and made them cancel. He wanted to say something about that to them, but he wasn't going to call them out on that and possibly get them in trouble with their women, so he just played along with their excuses. Just because he didn't have anyone right now didn't mean he was going to do anything to jeopardize their relationships.
He thought about going on his own, but it was no fun to go to those places without someone to hang out with. So, instead, he was going to stay at home and watch TV. They all said they could go all hang out next weekend and do something. That was fine by him, but he was sure by then they had suggested something other than a strip club, which would make their girlfriends happy.
He was searching for something to watch when he got a call on his cell phone from Nora. It was a surprise to get a call from her since she mostly just texts. He answered the call, and they both greeted each other.
"Is this an emergency?" Steve asked sarcastically. "I don't think I ever got a direct call from you in years."
"No, I just thought it would be easier to talk this way because of the situation," said Nora. "Word on the grapevine is that you're alone tonight."
"Which one of my buddies' girlfriends told you that?"
"All of them," she replied. "They felt bad for taking their guys away from you tonight, so they asked me to see if you wanted to hang out."
"What did they say exactly?"
"Ugh, you don't want to know," she replied. "They acted like you were suicidal or something just because some dumb bitch broke up with you."
Steve now regretted suggesting that his friends tell their women he was still depressed about his ex. Now, not only is he not able to go out tonight to see naked women dancing for his amusement, people think he's an emotional wreck.
"It's alright, it was just a sports bar."
"Don't lie for my sake. I know you guys were planning to go to a titty bar," she said. "Their girlfriends knew too. That's why each of them got them to cancel."
"I knew it," he said, angrily.
He was disappointed in his guy friends. The only way they would've known is if they confessed where they were going.
"You could still go," she suggested.
"I don't feel like going to those places on my own."
"I could go with you," she offered.
This took Steve by surprise. He didn't think she was that open about the idea of strip clubs, which was why he was telling her he wanted to go to a sports bar.
"You want to go to a strip club?" he almanbahis giriş asked.
"Straight women are visiting those places now."
"Yes, with their boyfriends," he said with a chuckle.
"I can pretend to be your girlfriend then," she said happily. "Maybe they'll give us a couples discount."
Steve had to keep himself from laughing out loud at that comment.
"They don't offer that," he said. "I take it you've never been to those places."
"Only the ones with male strippers. But going to the ones with naked women could be fun."
The offer was tempting for Steve since he still wanted to go. But at the same time, he wasn't sure it was a good idea to go with one of his female friends.
"No, thank you. You'll be OK with it at first, but knowing you, you'll get pissed off at me for paying more attention to the naked women around me and not enough to you when you're talking to me."
"That does sound like me," she had to admit.
"Also, I don't want to leave you alone at the bar when I go for a lap dance. Which I will do, by the way."
Nora cringed at the thought of being alone at the bar of a strip club without a guy around her to keep the other horny drunk guys at bay.
"Yeah, you have a point," she said. "How about you just come over tonight and just hang? Maybe we can Netflix and chill?"
Steve paused for a moment. She said it so casually, he wasn't sure if she meant what she said.
"Just to be sure, do you know what Netflix and Chill means?"
"Chilling out and watching something on Netflix," she replied. "What else could that mean?"
Steve laughed at that comment, and Nora asked him what was so funny. He couldn't believe that she was the only person he knew of in their age group who didn't know what that expression really meant. He felt he had no choice but to be the one to let her know that it was code for couples to just get together for a hookup. This caused Nora to laugh after realizing what she was suggesting; she laughed some more when she realized how that now explained some previous awkward situations when she used that phrase.
"Well, obviously, that's not what I meant," she assured him. "So, are you coming or not?"
"You order the pizza; I'll bring the beer."
"Cool, see you at 7."
They both said their goodbyes and hung up at the same time.
Steve felt happy after he agreed to meet up with Nora at her place. It was no strip club, but at least he wasn't going to spend the night alone, like he was planning to do.
TONIGHT
Steve came on time, he always liked to be punctual no matter the situation. He was lucky Nora's place was down the street from a decent liquor store and picked up a twelve pack of their favorite beer. He didn't think they were going to drink it all in one night, but he always felt it was better to have extra just in case.
Nora ordered a pizza from a popular restaurant nearby. She texted with Steve about the toppings they wanted and what size they wanted. Since it was just going to be the two of them, they came to a simple large pizza, half plain and half mushroom.
Since it was just going to be a casual get together, Steve arrived wearing baggy jeans and a t-shirt with his favorite football team's logo on it. When Nora answered the door, she greeted him wearing tight jeans and a rock band t-shirt that hugged her breasts just enough to show her how big her c-cups were. Again, Steve found himself checking out her body and forced himself to look away. Although his original plans involved objectifying women tonight, he was not going to do that with Nora. He just wanted to chill out with a friend by eating pizza and watching a movie together.
It took them some time to find a movie on Netflix that they would both agree on. Eventually, they settle on the movie "American Pie." They both thought it was a classic 90's comedy about high school boys obsessed with trying to get laid and the hijinks they get into throughout the film. Nora joked that at least he got to finally see a naked woman tonight during the webcam scene. It was an all-time classic nude scene that Steve absolutely loved.
They laughed throughout the film and made jokes about the classic 90's stuff that was shown. Then came the webcam scene, where the character Nada, a foreign exchange student, gets undressed when she thinks she has some privacy but unknowingly is being watched by a webcam.
"This scene would never be made now," said Nora.
"The nudity, or the spying on a naked woman?" Steve asked.
"There will always be nudity in movies, but nobody would make a scene that suggests it would be OK to spy on an unassuming woman getting undressed."
"I was planning on seeing some naked women tonight. Is that any different?"
"At least those women want to be looked at naked. There's a whole privacy issue going on in this scene that violates several laws."
"It's still a fun scene, though," said Steve.
"Definitely, I still enjoy this a lot," said Nora. "And everything that happens to the Jim character is comedy almanbahis yeni giriş gold. I'm just saying in today's culture, this scene would never be made."
Steve always enjoyed the rapport that he and Nora had. No matter what the subject may be, they always have a way of making a fun conversation out of it. One of the reasons he used to ask her out was because of how well they always got along with each other.
They enjoyed the rest of the movie. By then they had finished the whole pizza but still had plenty of beer between them.
"That was fun," said Steve. "Do you want to watch another movie?"
"Sure, what do you want to watch?"
There was some back and forth on some suggestions for the next movie. They both thought it was a good idea to watch another American Pie movie, either the mainstream ones or the straight-to-video ones. Then there was some discussion about other films to watch, or a comedy special, or even a few episodes of a TV show on Netflix they could binge.
"Damn, there are so many good things to watch here," said Steve.
"And they just keep on adding more and more stuff to watch," said Nora.
"It's a surprise anybody leaves the house anymore."
Nora was just staring at Steve as he was using her remote to search through a variety of categories on Netflix. Steve noticed she was just staring at him; he thought it was strange, but didn't say anything about it.
When Steve was just about to make a good suggestion about what they should watch next, Nora said the thing that took Steve completely by surprise.
"Fuck it, let's have sex," said Nora.
It took Steve a couple of seconds to realize what he had just heard.
"What was that?" he asked.
"Let's have sex."
At first, Steve thought she was joking and laughed. He thought she was going to laugh too and reveal she was joking, but then stopped laughing when he saw how serious she looked.
"You're serious, aren't you?"
"Very much so," she replied.
Steve didn't know what to do at that moment. Every guy has talked about having a crazy random hookup with a beautiful female friend, but he never thought it would happen to him, especially like this.
"You realize that I have asked you out many times in the past, right? I haven't done it in years, but it was a lot."
"Yes, I realize that," she answered.
"You always turned me down because you said you didn't want to ruin the friendship."
"That is correct."
"And just like that, out of nowhere, you suggest we just have sex with each other?"
"Yes, what's the problem?"
Steve realized there was no problem with this, but he still found himself stalling. He then thought about the situation they were in; especially how the whole night had been going.
"Did you plan this for tonight?" he asked. "Was this a setup?"
"No, I just thought about this just now," she assured him. "What's the problem? Don't you want to have sex with me?"
"Oh, yes, I really do," he assured her. "I'm just questioning why, all of a sudden, you're suggesting this."
"I was just sitting here, thinking about us and finally thought, why not? We both have no one right now. We know there's an obvious sexual attraction between us despite never admitting it out loud. We always get along so well. So, let's just have sex."
"Ok, I think I understand. It's just that --"
Before Steve could say anything else, Nora interrupted him by taking off her shirt and tossing it away. She was now sitting there next to him in a white bra that showed plenty of her cleavage in it.
"Whoa," he said, unable to take his eyes off her tits.
"I don't want to keep going back and forth like this, so I thought doing this would help move things along."
"Definitely helping it move in the right direction," he replied.
"I understand this is a big surprise to you. I didn't expect myself to just come up with this idea, but here we are. So, either you can join me in the bedroom right now, or you can leave and be disappointed with yourself for the rest of your life for not taking this opportunity. It's all up to you."
Nora got up from the couch and went straight to her bedroom. She left the door wide open, and from Steve's position on the couch, he could see into her bedroom and watch as she took off her pants, revealing her white panties to him. She then sat on the edge of the bed looking at him, waiting for him to make his next move.
Steve finished the beer he had on the coffee table and walked into her bedroom.
"Fuck it, let's have sex," he finally said.
Nora smiled at him, enjoying herself as she watched him strip down to his boxers. He got on the bed with Nora and they immediately began making out with each other. They both always wondered what it was like to kiss the other person, and they were happy that it lived up to their expectations.
They rolled around the bed for a few minutes in this passionate embrace, just enjoying the feel of each other's bodies. Finally, Steve unhooked her bra and took it off of her. He finally got to see her naked breasts for the first time, and they were both as perfect as he imagined them to be. He began kissing her tits, arousing Nora as he did this; she always got turned on when men played with her tits in just the right way, and Steve was doing an amazing job.