Hipster Spinster: Louisiana

Note: This is going to be a series of stories told in a first person perspective by a lonely spinster woman. I felt like it would be more personal this way and that her stories would seem realistic even though they're made up. Just imagine this as one of her diary entries. I spend a lot of time thinking about how a woman like this lives her life and most often times, it's not the introvert librarian who's a closet nympho or the crazy cat lady down the block that's secretly an S