Horny, Fat and Willing

The club was full to bursting and just being in there with so many fit women around had got me horny, even though my luck seemed to be out when it came to getting any action. Every time I tried to catch a girl's eye, she didn't seem interested ? I guess I must have been having an off night, it happens to us all.

"Excuse me" I heard and then jolted forward as someone pushed through the crowd behind me. I turned to snap at them in irritation, but the girl who'd done it looked too pissed to bother shouting at. Her big round face was red and sweaty, strands of hair sticking to her forehead. She was wearing all black, I guess she thought it was slimming, and had three drinks in her hands.

"Sorry!" she said cheerfully and carried on barging through the crowds, slopping beer over unsuspecting people as she went. I saw her reach her friends, pass out the drinks and start dancing to the pumping music. I'd seen her type before, they get a few drinks in them, start feeling horny and then throw themselves around like they're a supermodel or something. She was grinding and shaking it along with the R